2.12.2011

Susan's son remarked to Susan,
I can't wait till I get a car, know why?

Her brain immediately ran through all the reasons an newly minted fifteen year old might have;

To pick up slutty girls
To drive really fast and cause accidents
To do three sixties over the frozen lake like Susan had seen someone do the other week.

OMG, no!

Me and my friends are going to drive to restaurants and tell them it's my birthday so that we get free food.

Susan broke into a BIG smile, danced a little jig and gave silent thanks to the Lord, God Almighty for keeping her son sweet a little while longer.