The Car's Got To Go

Susan's new old car has an oil leak which means that she can't park it in the driveway.
It also means there's a smoky exhaust smell.
She knew it had no air conditioning, but discovered it had no heat when she tried to dry her hair by aiming the blowers at her head.
It squeaks and rattles but that's almost not worth mentioning.
Susan walked in the door this evening with the taste of a city bus in her mouth and approached the husband.
'We have to sell the car.'
He didn't object.