Look, a Picture!

Susan has decided to reward her modest fan base with a profile picture of herself and apologises for taking so long.
Under normal circumstances uploading a photograph to a blog should be no big deal unless there doesn't happen to exist a decent photograph of a certain TWISTED subject, even when her little sister is a professional photographer. The biggest factor working against Susan is that she just doesn't know how to smile for a photograph. Plus, Susan's face is often shiny, which is why she has few wrinkles for her 49 years, but it also makes her appear as though she's rinsed off in olive oil.
Susan's little sister was nice enough to make up a disk of recent family photographs and when Susan got tired of looking for the perfect representation of herself she cropped out Cousin Lisa and used the one you see above.


Dawn in Austin said...

Love the picture. You look just like I thought you would.

dgm said...

Well, it's adorable. Thanks!

I, too, get a little "shiny" during the day, and while it has probably helped stave off some wrinkles, it ruins family photos. I started washing my face in--get this--a mixture of castor oil with a little jojoba oil, and voila! It actually cut back on the daily shine. Apparently those oils closely mimic the oils in your face, so the body doesn't produce as much. Oh yeah, they also draw out the dirt, which is an important aspect of hte cleaning process.

But I digress.