12.15.2009

Christmas
I wouldn't mind if you missed us
and lobbed your trees and tinsel and elves
at someone else.

The cheer, oh dear
Feel free to disappear
don't forget the grab bag and the reindeer.

Cross me off your list
I insist,
No cards or gifts
Lest I get pissed.

I abhor
Carolers at my door
Douse them with the eggnog
Until they remain more.

O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree,
bite me.

3 comments:

meglessard said...

Susan, you would enjoy the Holiday display near my house. They have a Grinch propped up in a chair on their front porch.

Said with L-O-V-E.

Dawn in Austin said...

awww Susan. Do you need a Christmas cookie?

TWISTED SUSAN said...

Susan needs a Christmas cookie like crazy.