7.28.2010

Don't you love Susan's smoking and Pabst drinking Jesus?
She saw him over at Friggin Loon and dragged him off with her because that's how she is. She takes whatever she wants,
like when she was twenty three. Plus, a one dimensional Jesus has no power over Susan. None at all.

And, may she update you on the fake birthday nun? The NYS Attorney General has subpoenaed her! Susan may yet get her three dollars back.

Susan's biggest fear, aside from getting Lou Gehrig's disease, is winding up on the front page of the NY Post. Susan can't even imagine how awful it would be to read about any of the stupid things she's done combined with having to look at an unflattering photo of herself. Maybe one showing her jiggly upper arms or waggly neck or just wearing a bad outfit,
although that rarely happens.
It's guaranteed that she'll provide them a quote she wishes she hadn't.

A few years back Susan quite enjoyed reading about the well paid civil servant targeted by the Post. The reporter stood outside his office building & documented how many breaks he took, how long they were and where he went. This poor slob was fired & eventually sentenced to 366 days in jail for bribe taking.

Last month reporters woke up transit workers sleeping on their graveyard shifts and photographed them. Fired.

Susan prefers to live under the radar.

4 comments:

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Susan is soooo much better than page 6.

linlah said...

The only radar I like is Rador O'Reilly but that is my kind of jesus.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I live in fear that the police will discover how controlling I am about folding towels and they'll send me straight to the slammer.

Friggin said...

Blahaahaa I stole Jesus from someone too. I guess I am going to hell in a handbag!

Psst Blogger comments is having a meltdown!