12.02.2010

Can we discuss how much Susan hates the Jada Pinkett Smiths? Susan is counting the days till the kids start shooting heroin. Susan apologizes to anyone who is acquainted with children shooting heroin, she knows it's tragic and nothing to make fun of, but she can't wait until the Pinkett Smiths start.

She even put it on her daily task list of things to look out for. In fact, that's what she'd want for the second day of Hanukkah if she were Jewish.

Why does that family think they can earn all the money in the world? Other people need money too, twisted people who write BLAHgs definitely need money.

Susan's got 22 days to figure how to squeeze out enough non-existant cash for Xmas presents. Just for her kids. Nobody else.
Just the same as last year and the year before.
But, what's sadder than a grown woman with not on single present under the tree? Nothing. So, she's got to get the husband something if she expects him to get her anything.
Oy, it's complicated already!

3 comments:

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I featured the heinous Pinkett today. Not in a good way, either.

linlah said...

I don't have a task list but if I did that Pinkett Smith heroin thing would be on it.

trustmaggie said...

i have become remarkably shielded from pop culture by having no cable, never buying magazines, and having precious few hours to spend online... i wouldn't know a pinkett smith if it hit me in the face.

but good luck with the christmasness! I told my brother flat out: do not buy me present, i'm not buying you one. Response? "to late". THIS WAS IN OCTOBER! ugh.

...i'm making him his fiancee's favourite cookies. she's happy. so he has to be happy. ;)