Susan saw somebody's ass today.
She walked through a door and saw the ass four feet in front of her. She turned immediately around, flagged down the first available person and showed them the ass.

The ass was chubby and belonged to a male bent over looking through a bag or a box or something. He was bent over a long time so Susan stood there for a long time.

The ass had an ENORMOUS cleavage. Susan soaked it all in because she didn't know when she'd see something like that again. Eventually she had to get back to work so dragged herself away even though the ass was still out.

She made a stop, told people about the ass then had to double back when she realized she left something behind in the previous location.

Behind in the previous location. Ha!

Anyway, she went back & saw that the ass was still out although it was now facing east.

Other than the ass, it was a regular day.


Dawn in Austin said...

You tell the best stories!

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

You know if the ass was facing east, it was almost like the Star of Bethlehem.

The Zadge said...

They let donkeys in your office?!

P.S. My word verification is "prick!!"

Where the Fur Flies said...

Nothin' like a bit of ass to spice up the day.

linlah said...

Ass cleavage, early present.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Surprise ass never fails to put a spring in my step. Such a change of pace!

patti said...

I too saw somebody's ass, a few days ago. And I too could not stop looking. It was fat, too.

Anonymous said...

I see ass on the regular at work.. good ol scrubs and a job that involves a lot of bending over.. ;D
(i, thankfully, am almost always in a very long lab coat, so no one is enjoying my ass ;p )