Susan is going to tell you something then ask if you've ever heard of such bullsh*t before in your life.
Susan is able to maintain a stash of dark chocolate in the house because no one else likes it. They don't like it so they don't look for it. Even still, Susan keeps her dark chocolate eating restricted to the husband's company. She trusts him.
The lure of dark chocolate was too much and drove the husband to weave a web of bullsh*t.
Let me see that chocolate he sez.
You don't like it.
Yes I do.
No you don't, it's not sweet.
It absolutely is sweet.
You're completely full of sh*t and will say anything to get my chocolate.
I like dark chocolate.
F*ck you, liar.