Stylishly Practical

Susan's not one for cruises, being trapped on the ocean would be a big issue for her since she's claustrophobic and can't swim. But, when her lovely pal, *Kate sent her this photo she almost reconsidered.

Susan loves safety orange and would be the envy of everyone bobbing around in the ocean as she paddled past them toward the Italian coastline.

Afterward she'd be all ready to go out dancing.

*Ph.D., professor, writer, mom, conversational user of words like covetousness and prolix.