Susan really hates the thankful list, each day it gets more laborious. She sits for an hour wracking her brain for 5 stupid things. F*ck being thankful, she's pulling the plug.

Let's talk about John Edwards.

Susan can't wait to rip open the newspaper every day and catch up on the lies, the money, the crazy baby-mama,the aliases, the laser like accuracy of the deceased wife, the immune aide, the dopey socialite and the former ambulance chaser who got too big for his britches.

Susan prays there'll be a made for TV movie. 


Kathryn said...

I'm as excited for the secret service men who weren't so secret about their Columbian hookers, as you are for John Edwards.

The Zadge said...

He and that skank Rielle fascinate me with their skeeviness.

Dawn in D.C. said...

Me, too. Only because I haven't read anything about it, but your description now has me headed over to Google to catch up. Sounds like a skeevy novel. My favorite kind.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I am 100 percent thankful for your John Edwards blurb; I see it as a Lifetime movie, but I hope for more.