11.03.2012

Susan's relationship with blogging was non existent in October. At first it was due to the daughter using her computer all the time for a school project, immediately followed by a period of inactivity as she considered BLAHging, but lacked enthusiasm. Susan likes to participate in NaBloPoMo each November so she knew she'd have to whip herself into shape by the first. But, that b*tch Sandy knocked out Susan's power and internet access up until almost this exact moment. 

Susan is still going to participate in NaBloPoMo even though she MISSED THE FIRST TWO DAYS, which she just put in capital letters so no one thinks she's cheating or anything. 

Stuff that happened to Susan while she was in BLAHging blackout:

  • Wild Bill became a grandpa! The second of Susan's three nieces belongs to Wild Bill and she birthed a wee ginger baby boy. This redheaded baby begins a new generation in Susan's family
  • Susan lost a diamond earring
  • She stopped getting pedicures
  • She infused pomegranate into a bottle of vodka with excellent results
  • She encouraged her daughter to cheat at Scrabble 
  • She started wearing winter clothes
Also noteworthy, one of Susan's children described her as 'okay' and the other as 'nice'. Her heart is filled to the rim with love.

5 comments:

Frugal Vegan Mom said...

Was wondering where you went! Glad to hear you're ok after the storm.

Over here, we also started wearing winter clothes, and Jane described me as "dat funny mama" which made me feel very proud even though she was probably just repeating me.

patti said...

I'm glad you guys are fine. I started wearing socks.

Kathleen said...

Hey cousin, I was worried you got washed away by sandy. Was missing your blagh! Happy you are back to it.

Kathleen said...

Hey cousin, I was worried you got washed away by sandy. Was missing your blagh! Happy you are back to it.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I was so fucking worried about you.