Susan is still going to participate in NaBloPoMo even though she MISSED THE FIRST TWO DAYS, which she just put in capital letters so no one thinks she's cheating or anything.
Stuff that happened to Susan while she was in BLAHging blackout:
- Wild Bill became a grandpa! The second of Susan's three nieces belongs to Wild Bill and she birthed a wee ginger baby boy. This redheaded baby begins a new generation in Susan's family
- Susan lost a diamond earring
- She stopped getting pedicures
- She infused pomegranate into a bottle of vodka with excellent results
- She encouraged her daughter to cheat at Scrabble
- She started wearing winter clothes
Also noteworthy, one of Susan's children described her as 'okay' and the other as 'nice'. Her heart is filled to the rim with love.