No one except Anonymous liked Susan's video?
It can't be that you didn't think it was funny. If that were the case then Susan would be disappointed.

Was it the bad words? 
Bad words are like friends to Susan, they help her get through the day even if someone else is saying them.

The contemporary slang?
Susan didn't get it either so she applied the same strategy that she uses with Shakespeare and the Spanish people at work; she relaxed her brain and was able to understand every third word, picking up the gist of things.

However, for a more complete understanding you may choose to refer to Rap Genius.

Surely you're not protesting because Susan's BLAHging has been spotty? Well, that's not fair! Sometimes a person has to work long hours then come home eat a bowl of cereal and go to bed in their clothes.

Susan's not perfect, if she were then she wouldn't BLAHg, she'd just be out showing everyone how to do everything right.


patti said...

Hey Sweetie! I LOVED the video SO much I posted it on facebook. I shared it with work friends and my mother. You know the part about work, cereal, sleeping in your clothes? That sometimes goes for commenters too. Love the video and you!

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

OK Susan, I got a minute and 29 seconds into it. I admit bailing, buy my admiration for you is eternal.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

but. But my admiration...

Frugal Vegan Mom said...

FVM was on vacation, but loves Susan more than ever because of this. I've been a huge Macklemore fan ever since the first time I heard "Same Love" which started playing on our local station before the election. Husband and I took turns listening to the entire album on our plane rides last week!
"Fifty dollars for a t-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch shit." Hahhaaa!

Anonymous said...

THe big black guy in the pink suit convinced me. I'm going to my local thrift shop tomorrow, it looks like so much fun.
from Seattle Sue

Suburban Kamikaze said...

Fucking awesome. I am speaking of Susan, of course, but I loved the video too.