11.14.2013

Susan HATES

Susan hates when the underwire in her brassiere breaks free from the confines of its fabric prison and pokes her in the armpit. She enacts the flawed plan of pushing it back in place until she eventually pulls it out completely. Once gone she wonders why the underwire was even necessary. She doesn't have a Rosalind Russell physique, just little B-cups and they certainly don't require much to hold them in place.

Susan managed quite happily for a week or so without the underwire in her left cup until she got poked by the right cup. Based on her previous success she pulled out the remaining underwire and immediately figured out why it was necessary.

Without the structure underwire provides, Susan's brassiere is like a flaccid sack into which she throws two oranges.

4 comments:

Cupcake Murphy said...

You're like a bra surgeon.

wherewolfmom said...

Or a Bra Whisper...
Without wires I resemble long white tube socks with blue stripes stretched out with pennies and nickels and maybe a quarter or 2.

Frugal Vegan Mom said...

Fellow underwire hater here. My bra rotation for the past 3+ years has consisted of two thin black Gap sports bras. For special occasions I will wear a structured bra but want to rip it off as soon as I get home.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Welcome to my 38D world.