Susan started in about much she hates cute inspired bloggers who are so happy with their cute homes and inspired lifestyles and how they obviously have money or why else would they be so f*cking happy and be able to go places and do stuff. Anyway, Susan thinks she started to sound a little crazy and jealous so she switched topics.

Susan HATES that she can't listen to her favorite radio station online because the IT guy at work told her that it has let viruses into her computer. Why would her radio station even do that when it's all about making Susan happy?

She also HATES that her digital subscription to the NY Times ran out and she read through her remaining ten articles in ten minutes.


Pix Under the Oaks said...

Well I did title my last post I Am Happy. Hope Susan doesn't hate me too much for that because I haven't been inspired for two years and have been a sad person for about a year. I come out of it for a couple of months and then go back to being sad. And anxious.

Twisted Susan said...

Susan couldn't possible hate Pix too much! Wait, that didn't sound right.
Susan knows all about feeling sad and anxious, just usually not at the same time.

Frugal Vegan Mom said...

I think those bloggers are aliens or computer generated by the government for mind control reasons or something. Who the hell is that perky and perfect? AND blogs about it?

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

IT guys like to do stuff like that. It's the only really way they get to have a real penis.