On Saturday afternoon Susan dribbled a Skinny Peppermint Mocha down the front of her white corduroy jacket and spent the rest of the weekend scrubbing it out. She's happy to report that the stains are undetectable but she learned a valuable lesson; never order anything with the word skinny in it.


Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Dear Susan, this faux Texan has missed your sarcasm lately. That is why she is traveling to NYC this weekend to get a goddamn hit of reality, f-bombs and Italian food.

Cupcake Murphy said...

A Christmas Miracle!