- Became smitten with a well dressed sexy black god called Marco Glorious
- Rode five stops on the subway
- Ate in a Cuban restaurant no bigger than a hallway
- Got drunk and hugged a wee Smart car
- Saw Aladdin Sane on Mott & Kenmare
- Briefly considered purchasing an overpriced vintage Marni bag
- Sobered up in Little Italy
- Paid the parking attendant and went home
