5.26.2010

Forget about Sangria, Sangria is out, Susan needs RUM.
Rum and lime and mint and sugar and seltzer are the divine components which have been delivering Susan from a series of bad motherf*cking TWISTED moods.

Susan is aware that she's been relying more on drinking lately. In the name of keepin' it real she rolled on over to the the A A website to see how many questions she might answer yes to.
How do you think she did?

Every one was a big NO. Thank goodness because many of those questions were hardcore;
Need an eye-opener?
Having black-outs?
Calling in hung over?
Getting drunk when you don't mean to?

Who gets drunk when they don't mean to?

Anyway. Susan's glad there weren't any questions about her zealous observance of happy hour or spending money on liquor that's been earmarked for her family's food.

6 comments:

The Zadge said...

I'll drink to that!

Dawn's Dad said...

"..zealous observance of happy hour or spending money on liquor that's been earmarked for her family's food."

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Susan, I consider happy hour sacred, in which case your funds are earmarked appropriately.

PS. I also feel a sense of relief at those questions.

Dawn in Austin said...

Happy hour is a sanctioned hour(s) at our house. It's our reward for raising three children and not killing any of them.

Cupcake Murphy said...

The happiest moment of my life came today when I was in the elevator and I read on the elevator news thing that research has shown that adults who drink 1-2 alcoholic beverages a day have a lower risk for...I actually stopped reading at that point and gave myself a high five.

Bee said...

I second everything that has been said here - and I really appreciate Dawn's comment - I consider my daily drink(s) my medication so I don't kill the children!