On Monday Susan knocked her son's brand new Old Spice bodywash off the shelf in the shower and onto her foot.
Ouch you m*therf*cker, ouch!
She watched as a monstrous red bump rose immediately from the instep of her delicate size 10 foot.
She wore flip flops to work even though Acme Sweatshop does not observe a flip flop dress code.
Every day she watched the mark on her foot get larger and purpler, eventually it began to reverse course and get lighter because, how much damage could 16 fluid ounces really do? By Friday her foot was back to normal.
The end.


Helen + ilana = Hi said...

Wow sneeky way to rid the world erm yer house of stinky teenage cologne whilst simultaneously playing the sympathy card. Good one Susan!

Cupcake Murphy said...

I almost died too. Weird bump above left eyebrow threatened premature death but subsided. Phew.

The Subtle Rudder said...

I've dropped several things on MY delicate size 10s lately. And they've all landed square on my left big toe. I've been doing a lot of sad-faced pointing down, making people pity me and my poor toe. Poor, poor, us.