Susan's daughter is turning twelve this weekend and has requested to go to the least interesting place in the world;
Specifically she has requested to visit the Hershey's and M&Ms stores.
The weekend promises to be hot and muggy, perfect for carrying five pounds of melted chocolate, eating crappy grease drenched food and generally being in a bad mood.
Susan, not her daughter.
Susan's daughter will be in a fantastic mood because her mother is going to shower her with fake enthusiasm and treat her like the sweet little queen that she is by letting her do whatever she wants until the budget breaks.
Wish Susan luck.