2.03.2011

Susan walked past a television set at the exact moment that Oprah was asking Jennifer Lopez how she manages with two little ones at home. She imagines that Oprah was referring to Jennifer Lopez's career making billions of dollars while raising twins.
Jennifer Lopez's started to explain by saying 'Like any working mom...' and that's when Susan's emotional barometer went all the way to HATE.
F*cking dopey b*tch.

7 comments:

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I doubt Jennifer's hands have touched a sink full of dishes. When she was dating Ben Affleck and bringing her home to Boston, everyone was all like "what are you thinking, you can't bring her to Fenway!"

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

have you seen jLo's kids? they're ugly as hell.

bless.

Anonymous said...

We-ell.... My mother would say: I'm sure she, too, has her problems. I would say: f*cking dopey b*tch. Jennifer Lopez, not my mother.

linlah said...

Linlah's emotional barometer went there a long time ago with Oprah so it probably would have regestered off the meter if she had heard that comment from JLo.

Rural Rambler said...

Lopez and Opah. Bah!

Cupcake Murphy said...

I saw that and it made me barf. I was thinking there was NOTHING more revolting than Steven Tyler's hideous rubber cheshire cat plastic surgery face and then J-Lo spoke.

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