3.01.2011

Susan is on a new drug.
It's called CHARLIE SHEEN and is widely available.

Originally she didn't give him much thought, but then she became acquainted with the prowess of his oratory skills.

Describing how he quit drugs and booze Charlie Sheen said I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind.

His confidence is exhilarating and Susan can't wait to bound out of bed each morning to see what he said while she was sleeping.

He exposes people to magic.

In the meantime here's a charming little website discovered by Susan's friend, Fireball.

3 comments:

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

be very careful. i hear once you try it your face will melt off.

Dawn in D.C. said...

Too funny!

The Zadge said...

It's better than the Brittney Spears meltdown from a few years ago!