6.29.2011

It's been established that IKEA sucks because they didn't give Susan bags last week. She had other issues, but the bags really bugged her. She wrote sucky IKEA an e-mail explaining the depth of her disgust and threatened to stay away until the bags came back. As the week wore on she realized that she wouldn't be able to stick to her plan of hatred and avoidance.

It started because Susan bought some really lovely dark chocolate for like,
a dollar. But, she didn't buy enough because she was afraid of what one dollar dark chocolate might taste like.
Now she needs more.
She also bought salmon and crab spread in toothpaste style tubes, but her friend George ate most of it.
She needs more.
She has to go back.

5 comments:

Where the Fur Flies said...

Just bring a bag with you - it works like a hot damn.

Bee said...

Salmon and crab spread in a tube? I guess it really doesn't matter since I'm not a great fan of either! I hope George enjoyed it!

Dawn in D.C. said...

Does IKEA have online shopping? Then you get a box instead of a bag.

linlah said...

IKEA is now the devil for addicting you to their one dollar chocolate.

Kathryn said...

You're weak...when are we going?