8.26.2011

Susan f*cking HATES the Pinkett Smiths and prays every night that horrible things happen to them.
Will you pray too?
O, (insert the leader of your personal belief system), we beseech thee, please give Jada Pinkett Smith the most miserable itch in her lady area and make all the Pinkett Smiths' money fall through a hole in their pockets and let their children get pimply and let a rat die behind the all refrigerators in their beautiful houses and let their help all give unflattering interviews and let their tongues only taste anchovies.
Amen.

4 comments:

The Zadge said...

In my view, which really can't we all agree is all that matters, Jada is the one who sullied the whole dynasty. I think Will on his own is smart, charming, talented, and polite. But once you dragged in that Bal'more 'ho into the act, shit got brought down.

Yeah, I'm down with the talk.

Cupcake Murphy said...

They are The Original Asses.

Mrs. Tuna said...

I whip my hair......

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Why does Jada always look like she's shooting death rays out of her eyes?