Susan's husband is an idiot.
She can say that because she's been almost exclusively complimentary for many years.

Lately there have been a bunch of trips thru the fast food window because Susan's lazy and doesn't care about her family's health.
During each one of these trips the husband mispronounced chipotle as chipotey.
She let it go and let it go until it drove her crazy and she was forced to correct him. Susan's husband argued that no one pronounces it that way.

Oh, really? No one pronounces it properly?  She immediately enlisted help from the girl handing the food bag through the window.

Please tell my husband how you pronounce chipotle, she requested.


End of ridiculous argument with someone who is normally not a f*cking idiot.


Cupcake Murphy said...

Good god. My idiot husband says "chi-POLE-tay" and each time he says it I fantasize about living alone in a small cottage in the country.

Where the Fur Flies said...

***Flashbacks of living with my mother, who mispronounces just about everything***

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Oh yeah? My husband tries to say quintessential all time time. Can't do it. Must share a cottage with Cupcake.