5.07.2012

A few posts back Susan ridiculed people who say babies are old souls. Two days later someone Susan likes used that phrase and Susan was all Arggggh but she forgave that person and doesn't think any less of them for having said such an asinine thing.


However, and she's not kidding, Susan forbids you to say the following;
Amazing
A touch of whimsy or whimsy or whimsical
Heartstrings
Blessed or you're blessed or I'm blessed. No blessed outside of church.


Susan gags with disgust every time she encounters the fake inspirational saying Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
She's making an extreme gagging noise right now.


On an unrelated note Susan recently discovered that no matter how many rolls of Necco wafers she eats, she'll still be hungry.

7 comments:

The Zadge said...

The Zadge prefers this saying:

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”
― Mae West

The Zadge said...

P.S. Is there any way you can get rid of that "prove you're not a robot" thing. It does get on my last nerve, what with its indecipherable words to type.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I hate those fake footsteps Jesus leaves in the sand, too.

PS. Susan, if you are interested in disabling the robot thing, here's how:

http://stupidblogtricks.blogspot.com/2011/12/turn-off-comment-word-verification.html

Anonymous said...

Here's another one for you!!

When I see a good looking, my breath comes in short pants!!!

Twisted Susan said...

Well, I have no idea what Anonymous is talking about but I did manage to disable the word verification.
My apologies for inflicting it on you for so long.

Cupcake Murphy said...

"Rants and ramblings" Is this the national anthem now? JeeZUS.

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