Susan's summer eating binges have resulted in her gaining some weight. At first she didn't mind because it didn't impact her waistband, but her concern began to manifest when she developed one of those kangaroo pouches big enough to carry her teenaged children. Of course, the damned kids refuse to travel that way.

The other day she caught sight of some back fat rolling over the constraints of her brassiere and was horrified. She stared at it in disbelief then closed her eyes and looked again, it was still there. A fat back monkey.

Over the weekend she began her new inspired eating regimen by removing the cream cheese frosting from a cupcake and taking a smaller portion of Bananas a la Little Sister; sauteed in sugar and alcohol then dumped over angel food cake.

She feels invigorated.


Where the Fur Flies said...

I feel for you. I've been struggling with my weight for too long. I love food too much!

The Zadge said...

The kangaroo pouch is one way to get around the baggage fee on airlines though.

Deidre said...

I think I'd remove the cupcake and just eat the cream cheese frosting