Day One of Susan's vacation:

• Susan got sunburned. Sitting in the shade on the ferry affords one no protection from the sun's reflection off the water
• Susan sat in traffic.
• Susan cleaned six months of spider webs and dust from the very compact house her family is renting on Cape Cod
• Susan panicked when the internet password was inaccessible
• Susan had a frozen cocktail with dinner

Day Two:

• Susan ordered a Guinness with her lobster and split her big toenail in half. It didn't hurt.