Hooray, it's a new work week!
Isn't that amazing!
A. May. Zing!

Who wants to hear about the delicious dinner Susan made when she got home from work?
Everybody does!
Well, hold on to your horses because she's going to tell you all about it.
Susan opened a box of cereal, dumped it in a bowl and poured milk over it.
Just like that.
OMG, and it was amazing!

Who wants to hear all about the totally awesome love story that Susan has with her amazing husband?
They're soul mates you know.
Well, he used to be married to somebody else and now he's married to her.
And she totally loves to listen to every word he says because he's awesome!

Her kids are awesome too because she made them in her own body using love and sperm!
It's an awesome combination.
She's so blessed!
She loves the word blessed because it's so amazing.

Susan loves EVERYTHING!
Don't you?


Frugal Vegan Mom said...

Susan just made me laugh very hard. Blogging is amazing! It lets you vent about your own shit and read about other people's and then everyone feels better.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Oh Yummy! When I want to go TOTAL GOURMET for dinner I scarf peppered salami out of the plastic container it abides in.

patti said...

Did Susan double up on her xanax today?

Suburban Kamikaze said...

It sounds amazing. Susan should post recipes.


Dawn in D.C. said...

Oh, i just spent the best half hour catching up on all that is Susan, twisted and otherwise!

You make me smile, you make me laugh and I have missed you so.

Kathryn said...

I think Susan needs some away from the house and family time. Perhaps her away time could involve a cocktail with little sister. That would be amazing.