Big centipede has
Crazy legs that look like hair
Go home, you scare me

Too big for squishing
I'll pretend I didn't see
You, if you leave now

Don't test my patience
I'm above your weight class, go
Run behind that wall

M*therf*cker best
Get a move on it or feel
My size ten shoe, b*tch.


Pix Under the Oaks said...

Centipedes... creeping me out since my Mom sent me to Catholic camp for two weeks. Silverfish, right behind centipedes in the creep department. I would rather do battle with a Recluse spider... and have done battle with The Recluse.

Twisted Susan said...

I prefer to keep my distance from centipedes, luckily they accommodate me by running away before I have to do anything.