Big centipede has
Crazy legs that look like hair
Go home, you scare me
Too big for squishing
I'll pretend I didn't see
You, if you leave now
Don't test my patience
I'm above your weight class, go
Run behind that wall
M*therf*cker best
Get a move on it or feel
My size ten shoe, b*tch.
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
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2.26.2016
4.28.2010
Haiku
While brushing her teeth
She hears a rumbling outside
And investigates
Through the open door
She sees the husband engage
The man with a truck
The cars! she panics
Still wet and in a towel
She runs to get dressed
Hands shaking she thinks
Which car are they here to hook?
Or will they take both!
She calms herself down
And works it out in her mind
It's only a car
Dressed, she walks quickly
To join the husband outside
And remove her things
Wait, that's no tow truck
But a PODS container truck
Here for a neighbor
Barely averting
A f*cking heart attack sets
Her mood for the day.
She hears a rumbling outside
And investigates
Through the open door
She sees the husband engage
The man with a truck
The cars! she panics
Still wet and in a towel
She runs to get dressed
Hands shaking she thinks
Which car are they here to hook?
Or will they take both!
She calms herself down
And works it out in her mind
It's only a car
Dressed, she walks quickly
To join the husband outside
And remove her things
Wait, that's no tow truck
But a PODS container truck
Here for a neighbor
Barely averting
A f*cking heart attack sets
Her mood for the day.
3.09.2009
Haiku
My son thinks he can
Fool his unemployed mother
With middle school lies
No homework again
What a nice teacher you have
I'll give her a call
When I was a kid
Teachers took perverse pleasure
Assigning homework
Please bring me the phone
But don't wander off because
I'm not done with you
Fool his unemployed mother
With middle school lies
No homework again
What a nice teacher you have
I'll give her a call
When I was a kid
Teachers took perverse pleasure
Assigning homework
Please bring me the phone
But don't wander off because
I'm not done with you
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