3.10.2009

A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Pig Under Her Arm

This joke required two telephone calls to Susan's old man because it's his joke and she's retarded.
A lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender looks up and sez 'Where'd you get that dog?' The lady sez 'That's not a dog, it's a pig.' The bartender sez 'I'm talking to the pig.'

1 comment:

lisa said...

I have a good one for ya. This "older women" walked into her livingroom where her husband sat with the newspaper. She walked in BUTT NAKED and struck a sexy pose. Her husband says "what the hell r u doing"? She replys "its my new love suit, do you like it"? The husband says "yeah, but you need to fucking iron it"