Summer Vacation Thus Far

Except for the barbecuey smell, Susan has barely noticed summer speeding by. She has yet to accumulate vacation time in her new career as a sweatshop seamstress and the combination of cool weather & being broke have conspired to make sure that she does nothing.

Susan's children do slightly more than nothing.

For the first month of summer Susan's son had a non-paying gig as a camp counselor at the local intermediate school. His former English teacher assisted him by writing a wonderful letter of recommendation, one which Susan keeps folded up in her pocket and takes out to read whenever she wants to brain him.
The second month of his summer has been spent either as a guest at various friends' homes or lying on his bed playing Call Of Duty 4 until he's requested at the supper table.

Susan's daughter is dropped off before work at Uncle Erik's Summer Program where she hangs with her cousins to swim, play video games, watch TV and eat chicken salad.
Susan's house guest was nice enough to take Susan's daughter and a companion to the mall one day and then reported back to Susan everything that the girls talked about.
The library & local branch of a formerly thriving video rental corporation have all played their part in keeping the daughter occupied.

Susan's summertime recreation has consisted of drinking sangria after dinner or anytime she's not required to do anything remotely responsible. The end.


Anonymous said...

Ah Susan, I know the feeling. Where indeed, summer? Totally on board with the sangria PLUS it being ridiculously humid. At least you did not go out of the house with your shirt on inside out like I did the other day. Menopausal symptom or crazy lady?


Hey, soul sista. I spent half of last Saturday walking around with my shirt on inside out.

Dawn in Austin said...

I am so glad it's not just me! Not that my shirt was inside out, but for some reason, known only to the gods of weird humor (they rule the kingdom of PMS and Perimenopause)I seem to keep forgetting to zip my britches. Yeah, walking around the store with my pants unzipped. Nice.

Deidre said...

Well what did they talk about?

I think summer vacation is for lying around and doing nothing.