12.31.2010

As Susan left for work this morning she went to hug her son goodbye and ended up throwing stuff and calling him a f*cking *sshole.

6 comments:

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

i like your style.

The Zadge said...

I think there is a direct connection between this post and your last one. Woman, pull out the candy and booze, NOW!

Dawn in Austin said...

I was going to prescribe the same thing that Zadge did. *STAT*

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Hit the candy machine, now!

Anonymous said...

Since it's New Year's Eve, you can say: "Son, I'm going to turn over a new leaf. I won't ever cuss at you with my potty mouth unless, of course, you behave like an effin a-hole, in which case, I reserve the right to call it as I sees it." Then hug him. And sip/guzzle your margarita.
I'm sure your kids wouldn't want you any other way - Happy 2011. Let's make it a fun one!

Cupcake Murphy said...

The Unpredictables---A Horror Story. By Susan and Cupcake.