Largely decaffeinated, Guinness loving post menopausal suburban working mom with a potty mouth.
i like your style.
I think there is a direct connection between this post and your last one. Woman, pull out the candy and booze, NOW!
I was going to prescribe the same thing that Zadge did. *STAT*
Hit the candy machine, now!
Since it's New Year's Eve, you can say: "Son, I'm going to turn over a new leaf. I won't ever cuss at you with my potty mouth unless, of course, you behave like an effin a-hole, in which case, I reserve the right to call it as I sees it." Then hug him. And sip/guzzle your margarita.I'm sure your kids wouldn't want you any other way - Happy 2011. Let's make it a fun one!
The Unpredictables---A Horror Story. By Susan and Cupcake.
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