Susan's been offline for two weeks, did you miss her?
She can't hear you.
DID YOU MISS HER?
Susan's time away was capped by a total freak out meltdown where she cried at her desk, shrieked at her husband, broke her phone and then forced her children to give her hugs.
Currently, she's depleted.
There's nothing left of her but an empty sack of freckled skin which she tried to fill with wine, but even that didn't help.
However, she was able to snap her phone back together and turn it on.