3.30.2011

Susan's been offline for two weeks, did you miss her?

She can't hear you.

DID YOU MISS HER?

Susan's time away was capped by a total freak out meltdown where she cried at her desk, shrieked at her husband, broke her phone and then forced her children to give her hugs.

Currently, she's depleted.
There's nothing left of her but an empty sack of freckled skin which she tried to fill with wine, but even that didn't help.

However, she was able to snap her phone back together and turn it on.

13 comments:

Where the Fur Flies said...

I for one, did very much notice your absence. Welcome back... hope things improve.

The Zadge said...

Geez-us freakin' krikey woman, where the L you bin? Started to think I pissed you off or somethin'.
P.S. Not sure why this middle aged woman is trying to comment all rap and hip and unfeeling-like whatnot, but apparently I am.

Frugal Vegan Mom said...

In what context I can't remember, but for some reason I was laughing with my husband about your "I beat my kid with my other kid" icon this morning. After he left for work I thought to myself, yeah I wonder where that twisted susan lady's been. Does that creep susan out or what?

Anonymous said...

Really missed you and am glad to know you survived the freak-out; must have been warranted. It is a harsh and cruel world - which needs your freckled skin and beating, humorous heart in it.

linlah said...

Everytime I see my child I make him give me a hug, as punishment, duh, you're a mom, so good for you.

Missed you like not having a pint of guinness.

Debra said...

YES I DID!
Glad to see you're back.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Your modest fan base was about to send mail and ask what's up, Susan? Lean on us, darling. Hugs.

Anonymous said...

I actually was wondering where you were. Hope things are better

Melissa

Dawn in D.C. said...

I missed you! I checked on you every day. I'm glad you're back and hope that you didn't suffer too much. Like Meg said, lean on us!

{{HUG}}

Rural Rambler said...

I missed Susan. I did.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Thank god you're still there. I can't imagine life without Twisted Susan.

wimbittworld said...

I did notice your absence. I was on the verge of trying to get in touch and find out where you were! I have been away a week myself.

Sorry about your freak-out. God knows, we all need to let it out sometimes. Hope you are feeling better now. You should blahg about it and let us all support you!

Dawn's Dad said...

I've missed you, too. Sorry to hear about your meltdown, but if you're back to the blog, it must be coming back together.

To echo several others here, lean on us. One of the reasons to have a blog is to vent and release some of that steam before it blows up or melts down.

Hang in there kid...