Susan's son remarked to Susan,
I can't wait till I get a car, know why?

Her brain immediately ran through all the reasons an newly minted fifteen year old might have;

To pick up slutty girls
To drive really fast and cause accidents
To do three sixties over the frozen lake like Susan had seen someone do the other week.

OMG, no!

Me and my friends are going to drive to restaurants and tell them it's my birthday so that we get free food.

Susan broke into a BIG smile, danced a little jig and gave silent thanks to the Lord, God Almighty for keeping her son sweet a little while longer.


The Zadge said...

Free food is so much more satisfying than slutty girls!

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Big. Sigh. It's great his brain is on a food and snack track.

Joey Polanski said...

You are feeding him, aren't you?


Frugal Vegan Mom said...

Kid should explore the fun of dumpster diving... That's what I drove around and did after-hours as a teenager =)

Bee said...

I can't wait to hear what you say in the future about him.........then maybe we can start a blog together - something along the lines of "smart ass teenagers suck" - or something like that......enjoy the sweet time - I hope it lasts!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

translated: so me and my friends will have somewhere to hide out and smoke pot.

linlah said...

That's a lot better than getting a cell phone picture of the speedometer showing 120mph.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes what you wish for really does come true.