Susan got all creeped out watching Celebrity Ghost Stories on TV.
She doesn't go to scary movies or listen to scary stories because she's a total baby about that stuff. 
Scary stories, even stupid celebrity ghost stories make her look at everything differently; dark corners, lengthening shadows, the new Vegetarian Times magazine. All friggin' creepy.

Let's end with a joke, shall we?
This one comes courtesy of Susan's old man:
How do we know that the invisible man didn't have any children?
Because he wasn't apparent.


Helen + ilana = Hi said...

Susan should keep her old man. He's mildly funny.

Where the Fur Flies said...

That joke's going to be retold, the next time I see the nephews.

Also, I hate scary stories too. Why would anybody like being afraid???

Dawn in D.C. said...

I used to like scary stories when I was a kid. Not so much anymore.

I like the husband's joke!